Nov 26, AM. Sit in the back of the classroom playing BS with your friends. Nov 27, AM. Ask so many questions - all the time - that the teacher starts crawling up the walls. I'd tried this and my teacher got so irritated, he suggested me to join the University Library when I wasn't even a graduate! Poping gum non-stop. It was disgusting, but I thought he could create a record by burping for so long!!
He only would need some soda, and he could literally compete a frog!! Dec 07, PM. Dec 11, PM. Selena wrote: "7.
Raise your hand. Wait for them to call you. Say "i forgot what i was gonna say. THat will make teacher get ticked off! Dec 12, AM. We did that at today coz it's the Dec 15, AM. Ask to go to the toilet then stay out of class for ages and then walk back in and when the teacher asks you where you've been ask them where they think you've been. When 2 or 3 people are walking in front of you run threw thwn and say red rover!.
Go up to an old person and say grandpa your alive its a miricle! Get on the intercom and say the first people 10 people who buy a computer get it apsoluty free! Run around with underwear on our head and scream im blid im blind! When there's only 1 person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't u.. When someone walks onto the elevator ask what floor they want then pres a total different floor number. Stand closely to someone sniff them then turn away making gagging noises.
Drop your glasses and start felling everywhere but where your glasses are. Occasionally look in ur brief case and say Still got enough air in there? I wonder what all these buttons do then push all the buttons. When someone enters stare at them non stop in till they get of. When the doors close tell everyone its OK they will open again.. Scribble Furiously on a not pad while looking at each passenger.
Collapse when the elevator starts moving up and jump when it starts moving down. Move a desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask who there appointment is with When its only you and another person fart and blame it on them. Ask people what floor they want to go on then press everyone botton besides the one they said.
Stare at someone coldly then when the ask whats wrong say there standing on ur imaginary friend. When the elevator is silent yell at someone for making a racket.
Drop a bag of grocery's then glare at someone like its there fault. Congratulate everyone cause they were on the same elevator as you. Pretend your a repairman and say you'll be working on the elevator for a few weeks and say no one can come on.
Home Page ShoutMix 40 ways to annoy your teacher.. Beautiful Cars Board?? Dailey needed stuff Fake Pets! Sitemap Thanks Thank You For viewing! When your teacher says take a seat say take a seat where? Whistle really load. Make a farting sound and blame it on the teacher. When your doing a test call out random things 6. Shappen your pencil than break it than repeat.
Mkae a weird beeping noise every 5 sec. Count how many times the teacher says and give her the results at the end of the day Make your desk fall over ever 10 min. Mess up all your teachers papers Go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. When your a pick up dont bring in a note Talk as load as you can. Nevr write your name on your paper. Fake cry randomly. Circle around the teacher.
Claimm theres someone in the bathroom dead. Faint randomly. Write all over your desk with pen. Chew gum and stick it under your desk Claim someone was cheating During a test instead listin to ur ipod Make basket shots at the trash can with every paper you throw away.
Works best if you're across the room. Purposely sing horribly while you take notes. For more of an effect, sing a latest song everyone hates. Count how many times your teacher says "Um" or "Uh" during the class. At the end of the period present them the grand total you counted.
DID IT! Right after the teacher gives directions look up and say "huh? Never let your teacher finish their sentence without an interruption. Ask them their age. When they reply place a heart over your chest with big eyes and say "WOW!
Knock your text book off your desk Keep finding excuses to walk in front of the projector. Gather your stuff ten minutes before class ends. Answer "No comprende" to everything they ask you. When they ask you why you were late to class them the most epic story about being chased by gangsters in a high speed chase, but you barely managed to escape with the help of a magical flying unicorn.
Comment their response. Compliment their outfit. After they respond tell them a story how your ancestors were burned alive because you went back in time and set their houses on fire. Say your great aunt was wearing the same shirt :.
Every time you raise your hand and they pick you ask them what their weapon of choice would be in a zombie apocalypse. When it's dead silent, keep rummaging loudly through your backpack, claiming you're looking for a pencil. Do this every time there's a silent. For more of an affect get angry and dump everything out of your backpack.
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